The Bud Light Blob
“There are no salmon. This is the worst fishing we have had in twenty-eight years.”
When you travel thousands of miles via plane, rental car, bus, train, smaller plane, Uber, foot, cab, ferry, and finally, tiny float plane, to get to a remote five-star floating Alaskan fishing lodge, there are a lot of things you want to hear when you step out of the f…


