The 2025 Do-it-Yourself Christmas Letter

You know you need it

It’s just one week until the big guy slides down the chimney and ransacks your fridge and wet bar, and you’ve done it again, haven’t you? Just like last year, you’ve hopelessly procrastinated your family Christmas letter, and now you’re simply out of time.

Well, have no fear, because just like you, I’m consistent, but in the good, helpful, non-self-destr…