Sham-ta Claus

I've got some bad news...

Keep this column away from your little kids. (I mean today’s column, but honestly, you should use your best judgment with the rest of them as well.)

Here’s why:

I am Santa Claus.

At least, I am Santa Claus in early December, once a year, in the greater Morro Bay, California area.

You see, my wife’s extended family has their annual Christmas gathering/family…