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Just a Smidge

Remote Training My Kids

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Marc Schmatjen
Dec 11, 2013
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I have decided what I really want for Christmas. Shock collars. For my kids. I know shock collars are traditionally put on hunting dogs, but I see some real potential for them in the arena of parenting. Actually, they are now known as “remote trainers” in the hunting world, since most of them have a feature where you can first send your misbehaving pooc…

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